If Snape meets Alan Rickman.
- Sexy look: But I dont have a sexy look.!
- Sexy voice: But I dont have a sexy voice!
- Loads of fangirls: But i'm made to be hated.
- Silky hair: But i have greasy hair!
- Long nose: well that's the only thing that matches.
- But i got more fans than the dark lord and Potter together, thanks to this guy. Sure that means something and I'm starting to like it ob... (30 minutes later) viously.
HAHAHA WTF? (Thanks to a friend)
- Time: I'm the lord of everything, I can make everything look old and make it look ugly!
- (And then Alan Rickman comes)
- Alan Rickman: HAHAHA maybe old but you can't stop me of looking hot and sexy.
- Time: fuck you¬¬. Okay U_Ú.
Fangirl mom
- Me: MOM LOOK, look at this! http://s1-05.twitpicproxy.com/photos/full/512883859.jpg
- Mom: THE HELL, leave me alone. I'm busy.
- Me: JUST LOOK! ♥.♥
- (mom looks at the picture)
- Mom: WHAT THE SHIT!!!? WHY THAT MAN ISN'T MY HUSBAND AND YOU, HIS DAUGHTER.
- Me: Stupid life '-.-
- Mom: Go, find his phone number and call him saying that you're his lost daughter! C'MON
- (Silly mom)
I was wondering...
- (What Alan Rickman would say if someone tells him that he have fans of 14 years/more and less)
- Would be something like...?
- Alan Rickman: OMAGAD, really? WHAT? WHY? I'm sure that I'm not "sexy" as they think that I am.
- And sure we would say something like.
- OF COURSE YOU'RE SEXY!... WE WANT TO HEAR YOUR VOICE IN OUR BEDS. WE WANT YOUR BABIES! OKAY?
I have low blood pressure and I’m losing my coordination
but how I can feel better if I can’t eat sugar?
